lift me, lift me up where the air is thin and my mind will take off

when that bitch willow pape makes me lose 90k followers

when someone reply to your post but theyre just talking to someone else who replied to it

why must you trick me so

kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild

kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild

in the kitchen tryna get a lil snack
my mom: since you're in the kitchen i need you to clean the dishes
me:
me:
me:
me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
michaxl:

YOURE A FUCKING D LIST CELEB

michaxl:

YOURE A FUCKING D LIST CELEB

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

gif:

*phone lights up*

me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

Kim K: “Your energy is full! Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

me: even better

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