May 2013
megatron-bom replied to your post: when you learn someone you dont like loves to rub…
*when you learn ANYONE likes to rub cum on themselves
tru!
i hate hemming and finishing seams
when you learn someone you dont like loves to rub cum on themselves…………….. gros
trying to find a guy whose main fetish is huge tits and isnt a giant asshole is like finding a normal brony.
it just doesn’t exist.
i just had to itch the inside of my nose with scissors cause i put on a clay mask and it made it too hard to put my finger in
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cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
do you also ever feel like no matter how many times you try to explain to your parents that youre sick or that you have issues they just dont get it and always blame you for your bad moods and never just leave it and let you apologize and be nice when you get back in a good mood. no they just scold you when youre back on a good mood and bring you right back down.
do u ever feel like the person you love will stop forgiving your outbursts and bad attitudes and just leave you one day?
i do
aquus:
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
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im sitting with my laptop pooping right now
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
twitturds:
lets play how much do I need to reword this so my teacher doesnt realize its plagiarized
remember the time my cousin said i was just like sarah jessica parker in sex in the city
remember when i thought it made no sense
remember when i remembered i got accepted to a fashion school and am dating a guy who goes by the name “big”
i do
things that should be banned:
bleeding cowboys font
i bought a domain and some hosting!! excited to be working with graphic and web design all over again : ))
i wanna start a more formal blog. cause im gonna be headin to college soon and getting really serious about my art and itll be cool to have a lil catalog about it all hmmmmmmm
day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures
why do people write porn stories of their own ocs
