im so fucking mad im so so so so so fucking mad fuck my birthday was shit today is even worse no one fucking reply to me or talk to me fuck everything and everyone
people with outtie bellybuttons shouldnt cosplay characters with their stomach showing
wizcoylifa: gender: male female male (gamer) female (gamer)
vvrists: HAJNFKCXM, OH MY OGF
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
me: oh thats why
funny when online friends are better at remembering your birthday and staying up late to tell you “happy birthday” first than your irl friends
hi im 17 now
elagabalus replied to your post: crieffs replied to your photoset: i aint got no… screeeam I figured it was f21. I was just there today. I wonder if I’d even fit in it. (did you get a large or a medium, if you don’t mind my asking?) also $20 off? but none of their shit is like above 20 bucks anyway. WAS IT FREE? i went large!! i boughti t like forever ago and it was like $30 withoutthe...
crieffs replied to your photoset: i aint got no panties on stop being pretty it’s unfair stop being BEAUTIFUL JAM its unfair too elagabalus replied to your photoset: i aint got no panties on omg where did you get it I need it mamimimeow replied to your photoset: i aint got no panties on :o where did you get that? forever21 outlet store $20 OFF AWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAh
bonaventure-: in like 4th grade there was a kid named justin time like his parents were really committed comedians they changed his last name to time to complete the joke. and everyone always asked him for the time and one day someone turned around and said, hey justin what’s the time? and laughed really hard and justin time like snapped and stood up and screamed DO I LOOK LIKE A CLOCK TO YOU...
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
*rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook