wheelcher: oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip
crieffs replied to your post: these stupid posts i made that got like 9k notes… oo which post MY STUPID ONE THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY AND MAKES MY DASH UGLY it was just like “do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe” with this pic attached
these stupid posts i made that got like 9k notes finally got me past my follower plateau 500 followers here i cum
corink: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… I CAN’T
i wanna visit the leaning tower of pisa just to laugh at all the people trying to take pictures with it
person: i like you
i hate americas next top model cause the judges always have something to bitch about if you need to take a break in the shoot cause you arent feeling well theyre like “SUCK IT UP DA REEL MODELING WURLD IS GONNA B HARD” but if you try to tough it out theyre like “U NEED TO KNOW UR LIMITS AND STOP AND TAKE BREAKS BLAH BLAH” are those cunts ever pleased?
sherk: the more i like a person the meaner i am to them i’m literally a preschooler
when you walk out into the living room and everyone is wearing black and youre wearing a bright yellow shirt
abstruseness: It feels shitty enough being someones second choice, but when you feel like their last resort, that is the shittiest feeling of all. Especially when they aren’t even considered a choice in your book.
every fucking beauty product tutorial
“easy face mask” 1 cup pure coconut oil 10 ripe pomegranates from greece 2 unicorn tears queen of englands eyelash basilisk eyeball 2 dashes of salt
ppl who just repost 4chan copypasta and claim 2 b original how sad it must be in ur little heads